Today I went to a rock formation named after a black British porn star from the 1970s.

I’ve officially come to the logical decision that the 1969-1971 Moon landings were fake. 

Today I explored a charming Irish landscape known as Leprechaun Canyon.

A tiny field ant nest rested on the side of Highway 24 in Utah, located about 30 feet off the shoulder.

Today I decided to try my luck as a new age cowboy.

Today I’m going to dip into the alluring world of photography gear.

All of my camera gear was stolen.

Today I saw a poltergeist on the beach.

Today I realized that a rodent was more spiritual than me.

Every year in the Bay Area a magical event occurs, deemed “San Francisco Henge” by locals. Why it’s called that, Google only knows.

Across the world, lilies traditionally symbolize purity and rebirth. This is important knowledge for this shoot. REMEMBER IT.

At a certain point, the only way to be original is to be so unoriginal that you’re truly original. Such was the case of today’s adventure, at a waterfall proudly named “The Waterfall Spot.”

With a name like Panther Beach, it better have a damn good sunset.

Trypophobia refers to the disgust or fear involving a pattern of holes.

Today I drove halfway across the state for a photo of a bush.

Back at it again. I found a loophole in the system.

If an architecture bug were to exist, I imagine it would be diamond shaped. White, perhaps. With 4 black legs that can bend, allowing it to lay perfectly flat. Almost like a leaf bug, but with a modern, minimalist aesthetic.

Today I finally understood why, since 2012, there have been over 230,000 reports of human feces reported on the streets of San Francisco.

Today’s adventure was inspired by rotini. Not because I’d eaten it recently. Or even thought about it lately, for that matter.

I know you’re reading that title thinking “this dude runs out of gas more than my autistic 16 year old nephew…”